On the first day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

A scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the second day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the third day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the fourth day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the fifth day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

5 bowling balls

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the sixth day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

6 Roosters burgers

5 bowling balls

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the seventh day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

7 Slaps a’slapping

6 Roosters burgers

5 bowling balls

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the eighth day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

8 baldies bowling

7 Slaps a’slapping

6 Roosters burgers

5 bowling balls

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the ninth day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

9 spares a’missing

8 baldies bowling

7 Slaps a’slapping

6 Roosters burgers

5 bowling balls

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the tenth day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

10 Tickler’s tickling

9 spares a’missing

8 baldies bowling

7 Slaps a’slapping

6 Roosters burgers

5 bowling balls

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the eleventh day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

11 misdemeanours

10 Tickler’s tickling

9 spares a’missing

8 baldies bowling

7 Slaps a’slapping

6 Roosters burgers

5 bowling balls

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes

On the twelfth day of Pinsmas, PLB gave to me,

12 bolted lagers

11 misdemeanours

10 Tickler’s tickling

9 spares a’missing

8 baldies bowling

7 Slaps a’slapping

6 Roosters burgers

5 bowling balls

4 post-match tins

3 teams of boys

2 buckled shoes

….And a scorecard of nothing but strikes